For all those wanting a bit of Christmas sparkle in their lives or more importantly for those who need James the Grinch of Christmas to really get them through the misery of the season and our goose with boobs joke wasn’t quite adequate. Lots of love Claire x

Thank you as always to @rawcollings for editing this episode, to the weekly planet posters for the album cover and to Surabhi Pradhan for putting this together. Will it reach Christmas number one Love Actually style? Who knows. Most likely we won’t be partying with Elton John in London but then a gal can dream.