We’ve all been having the best time revisiting different failures within the Dark Universe. This week it’s Dracula Untold, a thinly veiled attempt to turn Dracula into a comic book action hero. Which is weird because Dracula already exists in both the Marvel and DC Universes. Anyhoo Luke Evans stars as Vlad The Impaler, a kind and gentle family man who just wants to forget the time he literally impalled 1000 people. BUT THEN an man from his past returns to get all the boys and Vlad’s like “NO WAY” and he turns into a Dracula. Other things happen but that’s the main thrust of it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

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