Cast your mind back to the year 2000. Okay great. And now think about the movie X-Men which introduced the world to the modern superhero movie with the likes of Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine, Patrick Stewarts a bald guy, Ian McKellen as Magnet and Halle Berry as a much underused Storm. And with the likes of James Marsden coming back as Cyclops for Avengers: Doomsday in 2026 this decades old Marvel franchise has never been more relevant. And then there’s the Bryan Singer of it all. YUCK. Anyways thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.

Early access! All good things must come to an end, like for example our War of the Worlds retrospective. But at lease we’re going out on the lowest of the lows, the 2025 but filmed in 2020 Ice Cube “screenlife” adaptation. Considered by many to be one of the worst movies ever made with such a bizarre and terrible execution it’s kind of hard to stay focused on one thing at a time when talking about it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!

Aliens continue to be real on our journey through three very distinct War of the Worlds adaptations. This week it’s the second collaboration between Steven Spielberg and Tom Cruise after Minority Report, War of the Worlds 2005. Interesting premise and time, post 9/11, Tom Cruise in his weirdest (publicially) era and a director who’d made two exceptional extra terrestrial propeties prior to this. This should be fantastic! And yet… Anyhow thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.

Also don’t worry this isn’t an accident posting before the video version is available. Naturally sometimes those intense edits are available a little later so we’re going to try scheduling the extended audio earlier just as some bonus early access. Thanks for listening!

ALIENS ARE REAL. I mean, statistically the chances of there being life in an ever expanding universe is pretty much a lock. And to celebrate that and the return of Steven Spielberg to making an alien movie with Disclosure Day in 2026 we’re going to take a look at three adaptations of the War of the Worlds, starting with the 1953 classic. An absolute astounding achievement in model work, design, alien monster suits, explosions and guys being stoic then running around for a bit. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.

Stop what you’re doing everyone. It’s time to continue our look at videos about video games that aren’t actually based on video games. And you might be wondering what the movie Serenity for 2019 has to do with video games? It seems like some kind of beach side noir murder mystery starring a cigarette smoking Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. And yes that is true but there’s also a deeper layer of story to this movie that has to be seen to be believed. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

It’s time for another look at a movie about and featuring video games but not actually based on a video game. This time it’s 2009’s Gamer starring Gerard Butler, Logan Lerman, Michael C Hall and directed by Crank duo Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Set in the far distant future of 2034 in a world where the game Slayers (an online third person shooter) uses real life death-row prisoners in a real life murder arena controlled by players safely at home. In many ways it’s ahead of it’s time and in many other ways it has aged horrible. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

Sherlock Holmes is back and this time it’s A Game of Shadows! In this highly anticipated 2011 sequel we seen Robert Downey Jr’s and Jude Law return as both Holmes and Watson to take on the criminal mastermind Professor James Moriarty who has a dastardly plan to do a big World War I but early. There’s drinking, dancing, explosions, mind chess, mind fights, falling off things and more! Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review

Like Batman, Sherlock adaptations are always and forever. And now that a new Young Sherlock series has debut in 2026 it’s time to take a look back at the Guy Richie series beginning in 2009. Starring Robert Downey Jr hot off his return to hollywood as Iron Man in 08′ and Jude Law this strips things back to basics whilst modernizing other elements (mostly the punching and hats). Thanks for listening to our Caravan Of Garbage review.

The anticipation for what was to be the final Star Wars film, Revenge/Return of the Jedi was at an absolute boiling point in 1983. What was to become of Han Solo? Would Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader and turn from the dark side? Will Princess Leia kill a giant peverted slug in a gold bikini? These questions and more were wrapped up at the end of the original trilogy which brings the Emperor of the Galaxy to the forefront of story now with a second and even bigger Death Star. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review on George Lucas’ original trilogy and what some people consider to be the last true Star Wars experience

It’s time to talk what many still consider the pinacle of Star Wars media, The Empire Strikes Back. Released three years after the first movie in 1980 it also came at a time when sequels were almost always inferior to the original. With the original trio of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia returning and George Lucas not directing but putting it all on the line to make this happen Empire was a massive success with it’s darker nature and twist ending. And that green puppet man. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.

To kick off Caravan Of Garbage in 2026 we’ve decided to celebrate the release of Star Wars’ 49th anniversary. We’re talking the original movie as it was first shown in May of 1977 with none of the Special Edition tweaks or even the addition of the title A New Hope which was added four years later. We’re looking at the miracle of the movie that started it all, George Lucas’ vision brought to life with the music of John Williams, special effects by ILM and the relatively unknown trio of Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill. Thanks for listening to our review.

Video version slightly delayed sorry due to illness but it’s still coming!

In 2013 Disney were still looking for the next Pirates of the Caribbean so they thought, alright fine. Let’s again get Johnny Depp in a dumb hat and have him run about balancing on stuff to a Hans Zimmer score in a movie directed by Gore Verbinski. Oh and I guess Armie Hammer can be there also. The result was The Lone Ranger a movie with a couple of cancelled guys and some spectacular action sequences. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful properties like Marvel and Star Wars aren’t landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio aren’t making any impact. This isn’t new for Disney however, they’ve always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we’re going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I’ve already forgotten but in the video I haven’t forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now

Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful properties like Marvel and Star Wars aren’t landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio aren’t making any impact. This isn’t new for Disney however, they’ve always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we’re going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I’ve already forgotten but in the video I haven’t forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now

We’ve reached the end of the 20th Century Fox era of Predator movies, right before the Disney purchase in 2019. This particular entry had a lot going for it, the return of director Shane Black to the franchise, an R rating, solid cast, big budget and yet it’s regarded as probably the worst movie in the franchise with the inclusion of a giant nine feet tall Predator and movie Autism as a superpower. Thanks for coming with us on this particular journey and thanks for watching this particular Caravan Of Garbage review

Hello! Collings here and not sure when the video version is dropping for this one sorry but here’s the early audio just in case. Hope there’s some green trivia.

With the massive success of the first film and massive amounts of franchise potential a sequel to the original Predator, Predator 2 released in 1990 was inevitable. Despite lacking some key elements from the first, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a jungle it does mix things up with the inclusion of Danny Glover, an LA in the midst of a heat/crime wave and a new and even more dangerous Predator. It’s a fun ride if you arn’t expecting exactly the same thing and also like Gary Busey. Thanks for listening to our Caravan Of Garage review.

Over the next four weeks we’ll be tackling the first four movies in the Predator franchise, starting with the 1987 original starring Arnold Schwarzenegger…PREDATOR IS THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF 80S ACTION AND SCI-FI. THE PERFECT STORM OF DIRECTION, WRITING, CAST, CREATURE DESIGN, MUSCLES, MUD, FUN, LASERS, EXPLOSIONS, BEING INVISIBLE AND MORE. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review