It’s Timeline time everyone! Because we’re continuing our look at Michael Crichton’s movie adaptations that aren’t Jurassic Park. The year is 2003, Richard Donner (director of Superman: The Movie) decided to gather up Paul Walker, Gerry Butler, Frances O’Connor and Billy Connolly to do a big time travel to the year 1357 in order to (more…)
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Ever heard of Jurassic Park? Michael Crichton’s greatest adaptation! Well get ready for another adaptation that’s not Congo, Sphere. A movie about aliens and time travel and Sphere’s and nightmares. Starring a young…ish Samuel L Jackson, Dustin Hoffman and Sharon Stone it sank like a bloody stone at the box office due to poor reception (more…)
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Michael Crichton is probably most famous for penning the novel that would go on to became 1993’s Jurassic Park and the subsequent Park/World sequels. And in light of that a whole lot of different attempts have been made to adapt his work some before, like Westworld and some after like Westworld. Over the next three weeks we’re going to take a look at some of the lesser known and lesser successful adaptations, starting with 1995’s Congo. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
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Jason Bourne (Extended)
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Jason Bourne – Caravan of Garbage
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The Bourne Legacy (Extended)
The Bourne franchise was as good as finished upon the conclusion of 2007’s The Bourne Ultimatum. But franchises never truly die if there’s profitablity at stake! So in 2012 Tony Gilroy of Andor fame returned to the series this time as director for The Bourne Legacy! Jeremy Renner steps into the universe as Adjacent Bourne aka Aaron Cross, a Blackbriar super soldier agent enhanced with pharmaceuticals forced to go on the ran because Jason Bourne can’t stop running around for just a god damn minute. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
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The Bourne Ultimatum (Extended)
We’ve reached the end of the road for Jason Bourne, wrapping up the Matt Damon led trilogy where everything finally falls into place. Old white guys at Treadstone LOOK OUT because Jason Bourne is going to come to your work when your not there and you’ll be like “hey man what the hell”. Anyways be sure to come back next week and also the week after for the continuing adventures of Jason Bourne and his best friend Aaron Cross.
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The Bourne Supremacy (Extended)
Matt Damon as Jason Bourne is back in the first of many sequels! This time he has to try and remember all of his memories by tracking down another old man who made him do a Treadstone. It’s got action! A car chase! More things from the first movie! It also has Paul Greengrass taking over directorial duties with a script sort of from Andor’s Tony Gilroy. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
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The Bourne Identity (Extended)
Oh my goodness it’s Jason Bourne. That’s right we’re taking a look at all of the movies in the Jason Bourne-universe. Beginning with the Doug Liman directed Matt Damon starring action-espionage thriller The Bourne Identity. Set against a European backdrop and also featuring the likes of Franka Potente, Julia Stiles, Brian Cox, Clive Owen and Chris Cooper the story follows a man whom after being dredged out of the ocean with no memory must follow a series of clues to discover the truth behind his past. And it turns out he’s an assassin or whatever. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
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Uncharted – Caravan Of Garbage
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Uncharted (Extended)
Sorry there’s a delay to the video version! Hopefully ready for you tomorrow (Friday). By popular demand we’ve been forced into covering Uncharted 2021, an adaptation of some of the Naughty Dog video game series. Not the good one (The Last Of Us on HBO) but Uncharted 2021, a movie that mostly covers some of the ground seen in parts 3 and 4. With Tom Holland taking on the role as a young Nathan Drake and Mark Wahlberg playing that much beloved character, himself, this globe trotting adventure sets the bar for movies that feel like they come out in 2014. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
Wing Commander The Movie – Caravan Of Garbage
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Wing Commander (Extended)
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Wing Commander is a bad movie that came out in 1999. Sure it’s based on a much beloved computer game series (that features the likes of Mark Hamill) and stars both Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard. Plus it was directed by Chris Roberts who not only created the original series but also the upcoming Star Citizen video game which is going to change the way you do video games. All in all though it was a horrible experience. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Street Fighter The Movie (Extended)
In 1994 the Street Fighter name was riding high off the back of Street Fighter II, an arcade classic. This meant it was the perfect time to release a movie adaptation and who better to play the role of Guile than Jean-Claude Van Damme at the height of his fame. Much maligned at the time it’s become somewhat of a cult classic despite being more GI Joe than Street Fighter. But at least some of the actors look like some of the video game characters. Plus it has Australia’s own Kylie Minogue and an incredible performance from Raul Julia. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
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Double Dragon (Extended)
With the release of both The Minecraft movie and The Last of Us Season 2 we thought we’d revisit some classic video game adaptations. So we’re kicking things off with 1994’s Double Dragon! A bad movie that came out at the wrong time. Martial arts, action set pieces, humor, this has all of that but none of it is very good. Thanks for checking out our Caravan Of Garbage review
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Punisher: War Zone (Extended)
It’s time for peak The Punisher everyone. In 2008 under the Marvel Knights brand Lionsgate attempted another Punisher rebooted with Ray Stevenson stepping into the role of Frank Castle. It wasn’t received well at the time nor did it perform well at the box office despite, in hindsight, it being an incredible fun and gory time at the movies. Director Lexi Alexander managed to craft what feels like the truest on screen adaptation of the character we’ve ever seen and even manages to include the likes of Jigsaw, with a suitably unhinged performance from Dominic West. Great stuff. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review