ALIENS ARE REAL. I mean, statistically the chances of there being life in an ever expanding universe is pretty much a lock. And to celebrate that and the return of Steven Spielberg to making an alien movie with Disclosure Day in 2026 we’re going to take a look at three adaptations of the War of the Worlds, starting with the 1953 classic. An absolute astounding achievement in model work, design, alien monster suits, explosions and guys being stoic then running around for a bit. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
Ready Player One (Extended)
In our final entry in our “movies about video games that aren’t based on video games” we take a look at the be all and end all entry defined by those very specific parametres, 2018’s Ready Player One. In a future bogged down in nostelgia to the detriment of a crumbling society it’s up to a group of plucky internet savy individuals to unlock the mystery of the Oasis, a Virtual Reality space where your wildest dreams can come true. If your wildiest dreams are like, walking around and Batman is there or the Delorian or whatever. Probably the most unusual choice for Steven Spielberg to direct but hey, he certainly threw a lot of stuff in it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Stop what you’re doing everyone. It’s time to continue our look at videos about video games that aren’t actually based on video games. And you might be wondering what the movie Serenity for 2019 has to do with video games? It seems like some kind of beach side noir murder mystery starring a cigarette smoking Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. And yes that is true but there’s also a deeper layer of story to this movie that has to be seen to be believed. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
It’s time for another look at a movie about and featuring video games but not actually based on a video game. This time it’s 2009’s Gamer starring Gerard Butler, Logan Lerman, Michael C Hall and directed by Crank duo Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor. Set in the far distant future of 2034 in a world where the game Slayers (an online third person shooter) uses real life death-row prisoners in a real life murder arena controlled by players safely at home. In many ways it’s ahead of it’s time and in many other ways it has aged horrible. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
The Last Starfighter (Extended)
Stop what you’re doing everyone. It’s time to continue our look at videos about video games that aren’t actually based on video games. And you might be wondering what the movie Serenity for 2019 has to do with video games? It seems like some kind of beach side noir murder mystery starring a cigarette smoking Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. And yes that is true but there’s also a deeper layer of story to this movie that has to be seen to be believed. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Sherlock Holmes is back and this time it’s A Game of Shadows! In this highly anticipated 2011 sequel we seen Robert Downey Jr’s and Jude Law return as both Holmes and Watson to take on the criminal mastermind Professor James Moriarty who has a dastardly plan to do a big World War I but early. There’s drinking, dancing, explosions, mind chess, mind fights, falling off things and more! Thanks for watching our Caravan of Garbage review
Like Batman, Sherlock adaptations are always and forever. And now that a new Young Sherlock series has debut in 2026 it’s time to take a look back at the Guy Richie series beginning in 2009. Starring Robert Downey Jr hot off his return to hollywood as Iron Man in 08′ and Jude Law this strips things back to basics whilst modernizing other elements (mostly the punching and hats). Thanks for listening to our Caravan Of Garbage review.
The anticipation for what was to be the final Star Wars film, Revenge/Return of the Jedi was at an absolute boiling point in 1983. What was to become of Han Solo? Would Luke Skywalker defeat Darth Vader and turn from the dark side? Will Princess Leia kill a giant peverted slug in a gold bikini? These questions and more were wrapped up at the end of the original trilogy which brings the Emperor of the Galaxy to the forefront of story now with a second and even bigger Death Star. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review on George Lucas’ original trilogy and what some people consider to be the last true Star Wars experience
It’s time to talk what many still consider the pinacle of Star Wars media, The Empire Strikes Back. Released three years after the first movie in 1980 it also came at a time when sequels were almost always inferior to the original. With the original trio of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo and Princess Leia returning and George Lucas not directing but putting it all on the line to make this happen Empire was a massive success with it’s darker nature and twist ending. And that green puppet man. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.
To kick off Caravan Of Garbage in 2026 we’ve decided to celebrate the release of Star Wars’ 49th anniversary. We’re talking the original movie as it was first shown in May of 1977 with none of the Special Edition tweaks or even the addition of the title A New Hope which was added four years later. We’re looking at the miracle of the movie that started it all, George Lucas’ vision brought to life with the music of John Williams, special effects by ILM and the relatively unknown trio of Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill. Thanks for listening to our review.
Wrath of the Titans (Extended)
Two years after the success of the Warner Brothers Clash of the Titans reboot Sam Worthington returned to the role of Perseus for WRATH of the Titans. This time around Zeus and Hades have to content with the fact they no longer posess the power they once had in addition to Ares the God of War releasing Kronos from the underworld. And that’s pretty bad because he’s a big walking volcano. Thanks for watching our final Caravan of Garbage review for the year and all the support you’ve shown in 2025
Clash of the Titans (Extended)
There’s going to be a delay on this week’s Caravan Of Garbage video version and editor Ben From Canada wants everyone to know it’s Doug Ford’s fault. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)
Video version slightly delayed sorry due to illness but it’s still coming!
In 2013 Disney were still looking for the next Pirates of the Caribbean so they thought, alright fine. Let’s again get Johnny Depp in a dumb hat and have him run about balancing on stuff to a Hans Zimmer score in a movie directed by Gore Verbinski. Oh and I guess Armie Hammer can be there also. The result was The Lone Ranger a movie with a couple of cancelled guys and some spectacular action sequences. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful properties like Marvel and Star Wars aren’t landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio aren’t making any impact. This isn’t new for Disney however, they’ve always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we’re going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I’ve already forgotten but in the video I haven’t forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now
Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful properties like Marvel and Star Wars aren’t landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio aren’t making any impact. This isn’t new for Disney however, they’ve always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we’re going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I’ve already forgotten but in the video I haven’t forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now
We’ve reached the end of the 20th Century Fox era of Predator movies, right before the Disney purchase in 2019. This particular entry had a lot going for it, the return of director Shane Black to the franchise, an R rating, solid cast, big budget and yet it’s regarded as probably the worst movie in the franchise with the inclusion of a giant nine feet tall Predator and movie Autism as a superpower. Thanks for coming with us on this particular journey and thanks for watching this particular Caravan Of Garbage review
Hello! Collings here and not sure when the video version is dropping for this one sorry but here’s the early audio just in case. Hope there’s some green trivia.
With the massive success of the first film and massive amounts of franchise potential a sequel to the original Predator, Predator 2 released in 1990 was inevitable. Despite lacking some key elements from the first, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a jungle it does mix things up with the inclusion of Danny Glover, an LA in the midst of a heat/crime wave and a new and even more dangerous Predator. It’s a fun ride if you arn’t expecting exactly the same thing and also like Gary Busey. Thanks for listening to our Caravan Of Garage review.
Over the next four weeks we’ll be tackling the first four movies in the Predator franchise, starting with the 1987 original starring Arnold Schwarzenegger…PREDATOR IS THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF 80S ACTION AND SCI-FI. THE PERFECT STORM OF DIRECTION, WRITING, CAST, CREATURE DESIGN, MUSCLES, MUD, FUN, LASERS, EXPLOSIONS, BEING INVISIBLE AND MORE. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Tron: Legacy (Extended)
The trontent (Tron content) train trontinues (Tron continues) on Tron week! This time we’re looking at the culmination off all good things Tron in 2010’s Tron: Legacy. Jeff Bridges returns to the duel roles of Kevin Flynn and Clu in a far more visually appealing and dynamic legacy sequel to the 1982 original. And it has all the Tron stuff including light cycle battles, throwing a frisbee, running about and also Tron the guy called Tron. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Tron (Extended)
It’s that time again. When Disney decides it’s time to wring more money out of the Tron franchise with the release of Tron: Ares. So to celebrate (🫠) we’re releasing two Caravan Of Garbages this week with this, original classic Tron 1982 and then Tron: Legacy. And boy does original Tron have a lot going on. Jeff Bridges. Ground breaking special effects. Computers. Glowing Pyjamas. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
Like The Mummy 2017, everything we’ve been covering up to this point has lead us here. The Dark Universe has had its fair share of failures but none quite as spectacular as the 2017 reboot/sequel/franchise launching Tom Cruise vehicle The Mummy. With Universal pumping nearly 200 million dollars into the budget including a brand new logo and the reveal of it’s upcoming film slate in a hilarious promo photo featuring the likes of Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp this outing was nothing but an unmitigated disaster. And thats’s why we love it. Not the movie but all the stuff around it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
We’ve all been having the best time revisiting different failures within the Dark Universe. This week it’s Dracula Untold, a thinly veiled attempt to turn Dracula into a comic book action hero. Which is weird because Dracula already exists in both the Marvel and DC Universes. Anyhoo Luke Evans stars as Vlad The Impaler, a kind and gentle family man who just wants to forget the time he literally impalled 1000 people. BUT THEN an man from his past returns to get all the boys and Vlad’s like “NO WAY” and he turns into a Dracula. Other things happen but that’s the main thrust of it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review
In 2010 Universal took another step towards rebooting the Dark Universe with a straight shot at a remake of the 1941 classic The Wolf Man starring Lon Chaney Jr. This time starring Benecio del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving and with the late addition direction of Joe Johnston it does manage to capture some of the magic of a classic monster movie. But also it’s not that good even though Mason liked it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!
