Reign of Fire

Reign Of Fire is an oft forgotten but somewhat pioneering action fantasy movie from 2002. Set in the distant future of 2020 it pits Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey against an army of full on fire breathing dragons. The movie is something else in terms of scale, VFX work and action sequences. But does it (more…)

Justice League

To complete our Zack Snyder DC trilogy starting with Man Of Steel then moving on to Batman V Superman we’ve finally hit upon Justice League 2017. Or as some have come to know it, Josstice League. Is it bad? Yes. But does it have some redeeming qualities? I mean if you twisted my arm I (more…)

Batman V Superman

Next up on the Zack Snyder DC Comics trilogy is Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice the Ultimate Cut. Some consider it one of the greatest cinematic events in history other believe it to be a massive misstep. All opinions are valid but yours is the best we agree with you. This is our Caravan (more…)

Man Of Steel

In the lead up to the Zack Snyder Cut of Justice League we’re going to be covering his DC trilogy with Man Of Steel, Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice and Justice League. We’re kicking things off with the 2013 movie that started it all staring Henry Cavill as Superman, Michael Shannon as General Zod, (more…)

James Bond Die Another Day

We are back to cap off our Pierce Brosnan James Bond review with what is considered the worst in the series, 2002’s Die Another Day. This time he tangles with a British guy who’s really a Korean guy, there’s a man with diamonds in his face, Halle Berry makes her first and final apperance as (more…)

James Bond The World Is Not Enough

We’re back for another Pierce Brosnan James Bond classic, The World Is Not Enough from 1999. This time the villain has a bullet in his brain but that apparently is a good thing. We also get the return of Robbie Coltrane, Sophie Marceau as Elektra King and who could forget Denise Richards as Dr Christmas (more…)

James Bond Tomorrow Never Dies!

We are back to review the second film in the Pierce Brosnan James Bond series. 1997’s Tomorrow Never Dies featuring Michelle Yeoh, Teri Hatcher and a man who wants to take over the world but with newspapers. How does it stack up to Goldeneye? Not as good. But how does it stack up to whatever (more…)

James Bond GoldenEye

We’re finally here. Before we get Daniel Craig’s final Bond performance in No Time To Die let’s revisit the Pierce Brosnan James Bond series. Starting with Goldeneye from 1995 as well as the 1997 N64 video game. How does his debut entry stack up to review now a quarter of a century on? Let’s all (more…)

Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed

We are back to cover the final live action Scooby-Doo movie there ever was and will ever be, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed. Again starringMatthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, Linda Cardellini and Neil Fanning as Shaggy, Daphne, Freddy, Velma and Scooby, this time creatures from the past return to haunt the gang so (more…)

Scooby-Doo 2002

In a shocking twist of events the Scooby-Doo films from 2002 and 2004 edged out Goldeneye to become this week”s Caravan Of Garbage review. Starring Matthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, Linda Cardellini and Neil Fanning as Shaggy, Daphne, Freddy, Velma and Scooby they embark on a dangerous adventure to something island because (more…)

Fant4stic Four 2015

It’s been a very long exhausting month. Referring to us having to watch every Fantastic Four movie for Caravan Of Garbage leading us to the 20th Century Fox 2015 flop. Directed by Josh Trank (sort of) the production was plagued with troubles including fist fights on set, dogs destroying a home, costly re-shoots, studio interference (more…)

Fantastic Four – Rise Of The Silver Surfer

It’s really great to definitely say that this is probably the best Fantastic Four movie by default. So here we are, Rise Of The Silver Surfer from 2007. With the whole cast returning and the plot centered around Chris Evan’s Johnny Storm malfunctioning and the cosmic threat of Galactus portrayed as a giant cloud. All (more…)

Fantastic Four 2005

We are back on our quest to review every Fantastic Four movie, this week it’s the 2005 blockbuster. With the all star cast of Chris Evans as Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch, Jessica Alba as The Invisible Woman, Michael Chiklis as The Thing, Ioan Gruffudd as Mr Fantastic and Australia’s own Julian McMahon as (more…)

The Fantastic Four 1994

The first genuine shot at a live action Fantastic Four movie didn’t come in 2005 but with Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four 1994. After completion and without the knowledge of the director, actors and composers the whole project was buried, never to see the light of day. Until it was leaked in the early 2000’s. (more…)

The First Westworld

Westworld on HBO is now into season three which began in 2016 (or as we call it the past). The idea of Wsetworld though began in the 1973 Michael Crichton directed classic western. Starring Yul Brynner, James Brolin and Richard Benjamin. In a lot of ways it set the tone for many sci fi classics (more…)

Star Trek Generations

Star Trek: Picard is all about space and the Borg and space but also bringing back an old Enterprise captain. JUST LIKE THE MOVIE STAR TREK GENERATIONS from 1994. Captain Kirk and Captain Picard together at last. This is our Caravan Of Garbage review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this (more…)

Doom (2005)

In anticipation of Doom Eternal we take a look at the first Doom movie from 2005 (yes there’s two) starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike. It really held the bar in terms of video game adaptations and by that I mean because it’s not very good. Thanks for listening! Sorry mate, (more…)

The Mummy Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

To cap off The Mummy Trilogy we”re taking a look at the third entry, Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. With the return of Brendan Fraser’s Rick O’Connell and not Rachel Weisz as Evie the team set off to China in order to stop an ancient terracotta warrior played by Jet Li. All in all, it’s (more…)

The Mummy Returns

Hot off the heels of our review of The Mummy 1999 comes a look at the sequel, The Mummy Returns from 2001. With the returning cast including Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz plus the inclusion of Dwayne “The rock” Johnson in his first movie role. It’s bigger in so many ways but also not as (more…)

Super Mario Bros. The Movie

With the Sonic The Hedgehog movie hitting cinemas now is the absolute prefect and hopefully only time to visit the 1993 cult classic, Super Mario Bros the movie. This is our Caravan Of Garbage review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this bonzer contentSign In

The Worst Birds of Prey

Birds Of Prey 2019 aims to bring a big screen adaptation of the characters to the big screen. Before we review that back in 2002 a live action TV adaptation hit screens lasting 13 episodes. In a post Batman and Joker world it follows Huntress, Oracle, Black Canary (sort of) up against Harley Quinn. Anyways (more…)

Star Wars – Clone Wars (Vol 2)

We’re back to finish Star Wars: Clone Wars from 2003 -2005 the original bridge between Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Brought again to life by Genndy Tartakovsky this longer form series follows Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi plus the kidnapping of Emperor Palpatine by General Grievous into the hours leading (more…)

The Mummy 1999

The Mummy 1999 is considered a classic action adventure film. Brendan Fraser, Rachael Weisz, John Hannah and a villainous Arnold Vosloo battle to get a book or read a book and so on etc. Anyways, does it hold up? This is our Caravan Of Garbage review. Thanks for watching. Or listening if you’re doing that. (more…)

Superman Returns

The Brandon Routh/Christopher Reeve Superman returns for Crisis On Infinite Earths, a sequel of sorts to Superman Returns which is a sequel of sorts to Superman The Movie and Superman 2. Anyways this week’s review for Caravan Of Garbage is Superman Returns and boy did they make it. Thanks Bryan Singer. You f#*kwit. And thank (more…)

The First Return Of The Emperor

Emperor Palpatine is returning for Star Wars Episode 9 The Rise Of Skywalker. But in 1991 Dark Horse comics released a sequel to the original trilogy that had The Emperor clone himself to go up against Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and Han Solo. Before we had Dark Rey we got Dark Luke Skywalker, plus the (more…)

Zathura Space Jumanji

Jumanji: The Next Level marks the third film in the Jumanji franchise. Or should I say…FOUTH?!? This is our review of the 2005 Jon Faveau sci-fi adventure Zathura, his precursor to Iron Man and a sequel to the 1995 classic starring Robin Williams. Sort of. It might be a spin-off. We talk about it. Caravan (more…)

Kylo Ren’s Weird Animated Origin

In anticipation for conclusion of the saga, Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker, we take a special look at an incredibly painful piece of Star Wars history, the 1985 animated series Droids. Also do the modern films borrow from this old series? I mean maybe? Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock (more…)

Frozen

Frozen 2 is finally hitting cinemas in 2019, I’ve read a review and that person seems to like it. But how does Frozen 2013 stack up with it’s enormous soundtrack, breakthrough animation, comedy, dancing, outfits, sisters, snow and starring the likes of Idina Menzel, Kristen Bell, Jonathan Groff and Josh Gad. Anyways, here’s our Caravan (more…)

Boba Fett’s Revenge (The Clone Wars)

To mark the release of Star Wars The Mandalorian on Disney Plus we take a look back and review three Boba Fett central episodes of The Clone Wars. Death Trap! R2 Come Home! Deception! Come with us on this wild adventure that involves assassination, Mace Windu, Anakin Skywalker, Clone Troopers, different haircuts and more. Thanks (more…)

Pearl Harbor (Michael Bay’s Titanic)

Michael Bay may be commonly known for producing borderline unwatchable Transformers movies but did you know in 2001 he directed a borderline unwatchable Pearl Harbor film with Ben Affleck? So in preparation for Roland Emmerich’s Midway we revisit and review Pearl Harbor in all its glory. The action scenes, the love triangles, the golden skin (more…)

Terminator – The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Terminator: Dark Fate sets to pick things up after T2: Judgement Day BUT before this happened it had another sequel in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. The 2008 TV series recast the roles of John and Sarah Connor to continue their war against Skynet. How does this cancelled series hold up over a decade on? (more…)

Watchmen (Zack Snyder 2009)

Before Damon Lindelof brought his Watchmen sequel to HBO Zack Snyder tackled seemingly the impossible with an adaption of Alan Moore’s Watchmen in 2009. Ten years on does it still hold up? In many ways yes but in some ways no. This is out Caravan Of Garbage review, thanks for listening. Sorry mate, you need (more…)

The Cancelled Zombieland Amazon Series

Zombieland 2009 is finally getting a sequel in 2019’s Zombieland 2 Double Tap. The whole cast returns including Woody Harrleson, Emma Stone, Jesse Eisenberg and Abigail Breslin and whilst we wait on the review GET THIS RIGHT! There already was a sequel in 2013 with a Zombieland 2013 Amazon pilot that was immediately cancelled. Is (more…)

The Forgotten Terminator 3

We’re doing another Terminator 3 in preparation for Dark Fate. This week it’s Terminator 2 3D Battle Across Time the mini-sequel/cross media stage show that reunites the cast of Terminator 2 Judgement Day. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick and Edward Furlong slip back into their iconic roles to pretend attack each other over multiple (more…)

Batman (1989)

Joker 2019 finds itself the latest in a long line of Joker interpretations, a movie that is heavily influenced by a number of properties including Tim Burton’ s Batman 1989. Considered to be the kick off for the modern comic book blockbuster this weeks Caravan Of Garbage gets stuck into the good, bad and great (more…)

Terminator 3 Rise Of The Machines

Terminator: Dark Fate welcomes us to the day after Judgment Day. But back in 2003 the original Terminator 3, Rise Of The Machines reintroduced us to the world established in The Terminator & Terminator : Judgement Day. Is it underrated or a big pile of crap? This is our Caravan Of Garbage Review. Sorry mate, (more…)

Rambo 3: Worst Blood

Sylvester Stallone is back for Rambo: Probably Last Blood so why not revisit that absolute classic, Rambo 3. Often considered the biggest of the series (because it is) and also the worst in the series (because it is). This is our review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this bonzer contentSign (more…)

IT Chapter Two (1990)

How well does the sequel to the 1990 IT Stephen King adaption wrap things up? How does this saga compare to that of IT Chapter Two 2019? It doesn’t matter and also it’s bad. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this bonzer contentSign In

IT Chapter One (1990)

The Master of Horror unleashes everything you were ever afraid of. Was the tagline for the 1990 IT Miniseries inaccurate that it may be. To coincide with IT Chapter 2 we’re hitting up Part One this week and Part Two next week. Please enjoy our review of this not very good movie. Sorry mate, you (more…)

The Story Of Boba Fett’s Most Dangerous Bounty

The Mandalorian aims to explore the darker underworld side of the Star Wars universe. So we’re doing the comic Boba Fett Jango Fett Bloodlines that covers his origin, clones, family, fathers and sons, shooting, punching, flamethrowers, bounty hunting, Bossk, death and it’s pretty great. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this (more…)

Batman Beyond Return Of The Joker

Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker was the third animated Batman series acting as a continuation of Batman The Animated Series in addition to Batman Beyond. Terry McGuiness and Bruce Wayne return (again played by Kevin Conroy) in addition to Mark Hamill as The Joker. Presumed to have died to death decades earlier his return (more…)

Blade (1998)

Blade 1998 is considered an overlooked classic kicking off what is considered the modern MCU movie. Others think it’s dated and not good. HOWEVER in this retrospective review, this Caravan Of Garbage if you will explores whether it holds up as well as it did when released. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in (more…)

The Italian Job (2003)

Fast & Furious Hobbs & Shaw hints towards to being a sequel to the 2003 heist film The Italian Job starring the Fast & Furious’ own Jason Statham and Charlize Theron plus Mark Whalberg, Mos Def, Seth Green and Edward Norton. This is Caravan of Garbage review of the classic(?) heist movie in the title. (more…)

Swamp Thing 2019 VS 1982

Swamp Thing 2019 follows Abby Arcane as she investigates what seems to be a deadly swamp-born virus in a small town in Louisiana and it’s probably cancelled forever. Swamp Thing 1982 is considered a cult classic but also it’s bad. Let’s review, compare and contrast shall we? Sorry mate, you need to be signed in (more…)

The Lion King

The Lion King is a 2019 live action movie that people love. But did you know that it bears a striking resemblance to a 1994 Disney animated film also called The Lion King? Shocking I know. Anyways here’s our spoiler review of that from the animation to the Elton John Tim Rice Lebo M Hans (more…)

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3 is considered the worst movie from Raimi Trilogy, or a hidden gem. Looks it’s whatever you think it is but at the same time it’s good a lot of crap stuff in it. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this bonzer contentSign In

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 2, the one with the stopping the train scene, brings back 36 year old college student Peter Parker again played by Tobey Maguire. He must use all of his abilities to punch a man wanting to recreate the sun using a set of octopus arms drilled into his back. This is our Caravan Of (more…)

Spider-Man (2002)

When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy, shy, and awkward 28 year old high school student gains spider-like abilities. Blah blah blah were doing the Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy starting with the 2002 movie. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this bonzer contentSign In

Men In Black The Animated Series

A new Men in Black movie, Men In Black International, is coming up! A sequel to the original, Men In Black II and Men In Black III. BUT! Between one and two there was the oft forgotten but somewhat of a hidden gem, Men In Black The Animated Series that ran 1997 to 2002. Enjoy? (more…)