The Cancelled Zombieland Amazon Series

Zombieland 2009 is finally getting a sequel in 2019’s Zombieland 2 Double Tap. The whole cast returns including Woody Harrleson, Emma Stone, Jesse Eisenberg and Abigail Breslin and whilst we wait on the review GET THIS RIGHT! There already was a sequel in 2013 with a Zombieland 2013 Amazon pilot that was immediately cancelled. Is (more…)

The Forgotten Terminator 3

We’re doing another Terminator 3 in preparation for Dark Fate. This week it’s Terminator 2 3D Battle Across Time the mini-sequel/cross media stage show that reunites the cast of Terminator 2 Judgement Day. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Robert Patrick and Edward Furlong slip back into their iconic roles to pretend attack each other over multiple (more…)

Batman (1989)

Joker 2019 finds itself the latest in a long line of Joker interpretations, a movie that is heavily influenced by a number of properties including Tim Burton’ s Batman 1989. Considered to be the kick off for the modern comic book blockbuster this weeks Caravan Of Garbage gets stuck into the good, bad and great (more…)

Terminator 3 Rise Of The Machines

Terminator: Dark Fate welcomes us to the day after Judgment Day. But back in 2003 the original Terminator 3, Rise Of The Machines reintroduced us to the world established in The Terminator & Terminator : Judgement Day. Is it underrated or a big pile of crap? This is our Caravan Of Garbage Review. Sorry mate, (more…)

Rambo 3: Worst Blood

Sylvester Stallone is back for Rambo: Probably Last Blood so why not revisit that absolute classic, Rambo 3. Often considered the biggest of the series (because it is) and also the worst in the series (because it is). This is our review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" (more…)

IT Chapter Two (1990)

How well does the sequel to the 1990 IT Stephen King adaption wrap things up? How does this saga compare to that of IT Chapter Two 2019? It doesn’t matter and also it’s bad. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

IT Chapter One (1990)

The Master of Horror unleashes everything you were ever afraid of. Was the tagline for the 1990 IT Miniseries inaccurate that it may be. To coincide with IT Chapter 2 we’re hitting up Part One this week and Part Two next week. Please enjoy our review of this not very good movie. Sorry mate, you (more…)

The Story Of Boba Fett’s Most Dangerous Bounty

The Mandalorian aims to explore the darker underworld side of the Star Wars universe. So we’re doing the comic Boba Fett Jango Fett Bloodlines that covers his origin, clones, family, fathers and sons, shooting, punching, flamethrowers, bounty hunting, Bossk, death and it’s pretty great. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this (more…)

Batman Beyond Return Of The Joker

Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker was the third animated Batman series acting as a continuation of Batman The Animated Series in addition to Batman Beyond. Terry McGuiness and Bruce Wayne return (again played by Kevin Conroy) in addition to Mark Hamill as The Joker. Presumed to have died to death decades earlier his return (more…)

Blade (1998)

Blade 1998 is considered an overlooked classic kicking off what is considered the modern MCU movie. Others think it’s dated and not good. HOWEVER in this retrospective review, this Caravan Of Garbage if you will explores whether it holds up as well as it did when released. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in (more…)

The Italian Job (2003)

Fast & Furious Hobbs & Shaw hints towards to being a sequel to the 2003 heist film The Italian Job starring the Fast & Furious’ own Jason Statham and Charlize Theron plus Mark Whalberg, Mos Def, Seth Green and Edward Norton. This is Caravan of Garbage review of the classic(?) heist movie in the title. (more…)

Swamp Thing 2019 VS 1982

Swamp Thing 2019 follows Abby Arcane as she investigates what seems to be a deadly swamp-born virus in a small town in Louisiana and it’s probably cancelled forever. Swamp Thing 1982 is considered a cult classic but also it’s bad. Let’s review, compare and contrast shall we? Sorry mate, you need to be signed in (more…)

The Lion King

The Lion King is a 2019 live action movie that people love. But did you know that it bears a striking resemblance to a 1994 Disney animated film also called The Lion King? Shocking I know. Anyways here’s our spoiler review of that from the animation to the Elton John Tim Rice Lebo M Hans (more…)

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3 is considered the worst movie from Raimi Trilogy, or a hidden gem. Looks it’s whatever you think it is but at the same time it’s good a lot of crap stuff in it. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 2, the one with the stopping the train scene, brings back 36 year old college student Peter Parker again played by Tobey Maguire. He must use all of his abilities to punch a man wanting to recreate the sun using a set of octopus arms drilled into his back. This is our Caravan Of (more…)

Spider-Man (2002)

When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy, shy, and awkward 28 year old high school student gains spider-like abilities. Blah blah blah were doing the Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy starting with the 2002 movie. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Men In Black The Animated Series

A new Men in Black movie, Men In Black International, is coming up! A sequel to the original, Men In Black II and Men In Black III. BUT! Between one and two there was the oft forgotten but somewhat of a hidden gem, Men In Black The Animated Series that ran 1997 to 2002. Enjoy? (more…)

X-Men The Last Stand

X-Men: The Last Stand in 2006 capped off the original X-Men trilogy that began with Bryan Singer and completed by Brett “The Rat” Ratner. Does it hold up? No. But is it all bad? Also no. This is our review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign (more…)

Godzilla 1998 (Still Horrible)

Whilst not every single shot and moment in Godzilla 1998 is terrible on the whole it’s a dull and bad thing that happened and that I will never forget. Never. Ever. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Mason Hates Aladdin?

Disney’s Aladdin from 1992 is considered an absolute classic. But is it crap or whatever? Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Pokemon The Worst Movie

Pokemon: The First Movie should be called Pokemon The Worst movie. Got em. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Thanos’ Most Embarrassing Moment

Thanos has performed many a dastardly deed over the years, including most recently Avengers Infinity War and Endgame. But none as so terrifying as this story from the 1970’s. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Star Wars Clone Wars 2003

Star Wars: Clone Wars from 2003 originally acted as the animated bridge between Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Brought to life by Tartakovsky it ended up being one o the best additions to the Star Wars Universe and paved the way for new characters and story lines that are still in (more…)

Hey Look! It’s The Worst Shazam

There’s been multiple incarnations of Shazam or Captain Marvel leading up to the 2019 version. There was a 1970’s series that in many ways was ahead of it’s time. But more accurately it’s bad. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>

Mason Hates Dumbo

With the 2019 Dumbo reboot why wouldn’t we go back and revisit the 1941 original Disney classic. Because it’s pretty blerg. That’s why. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>