The Master of Horror unleashes everything you were ever afraid of. Was the tagline for the 1990 IT Miniseries inaccurate that it may be. To coincide with IT Chapter 2 we’re hitting up Part One this week and Part Two next week. Please enjoy our review of this not very good movie. Sorry mate, you (more…)
The Story Of Boba Fett’s Most Dangerous Bounty
The Mandalorian aims to explore the darker underworld side of the Star Wars universe. So we’re doing the comic Boba Fett Jango Fett Bloodlines that covers his origin, clones, family, fathers and sons, shooting, punching, flamethrowers, bounty hunting, Bossk, death and it’s pretty great. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this (more…)
Batman Beyond Return Of The Joker
Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker was the third animated Batman series acting as a continuation of Batman The Animated Series in addition to Batman Beyond. Terry McGuiness and Bruce Wayne return (again played by Kevin Conroy) in addition to Mark Hamill as The Joker. Presumed to have died to death decades earlier his return (more…)
Blade (1998)
Blade 1998 is considered an overlooked classic kicking off what is considered the modern MCU movie. Others think it’s dated and not good. HOWEVER in this retrospective review, this Caravan Of Garbage if you will explores whether it holds up as well as it did when released. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in (more…)
The Italian Job (2003)
Fast & Furious Hobbs & Shaw hints towards to being a sequel to the 2003 heist film The Italian Job starring the Fast & Furious’ own Jason Statham and Charlize Theron plus Mark Whalberg, Mos Def, Seth Green and Edward Norton. This is Caravan of Garbage review of the classic(?) heist movie in the title. (more…)
Swamp Thing 2019 VS 1982
Swamp Thing 2019 follows Abby Arcane as she investigates what seems to be a deadly swamp-born virus in a small town in Louisiana and it’s probably cancelled forever. Swamp Thing 1982 is considered a cult classic but also it’s bad. Let’s review, compare and contrast shall we? Sorry mate, you need to be signed in (more…)
The Lion King
The Lion King is a 2019 live action movie that people love. But did you know that it bears a striking resemblance to a 1994 Disney animated film also called The Lion King? Shocking I know. Anyways here’s our spoiler review of that from the animation to the Elton John Tim Rice Lebo M Hans (more…)
Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3 is considered the worst movie from Raimi Trilogy, or a hidden gem. Looks it’s whatever you think it is but at the same time it’s good a lot of crap stuff in it. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2, the one with the stopping the train scene, brings back 36 year old college student Peter Parker again played by Tobey Maguire. He must use all of his abilities to punch a man wanting to recreate the sun using a set of octopus arms drilled into his back. This is our Caravan Of (more…)
Spider-Man (2002)
When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy, shy, and awkward 28 year old high school student gains spider-like abilities. Blah blah blah were doing the Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy starting with the 2002 movie. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Men In Black The Animated Series
A new Men in Black movie, Men In Black International, is coming up! A sequel to the original, Men In Black II and Men In Black III. BUT! Between one and two there was the oft forgotten but somewhat of a hidden gem, Men In Black The Animated Series that ran 1997 to 2002. Enjoy? (more…)
X-Men The Last Stand
X-Men: The Last Stand in 2006 capped off the original X-Men trilogy that began with Bryan Singer and completed by Brett “The Rat” Ratner. Does it hold up? No. But is it all bad? Also no. This is our review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign (more…)
Godzilla 1998 (Still Horrible)
Whilst not every single shot and moment in Godzilla 1998 is terrible on the whole it’s a dull and bad thing that happened and that I will never forget. Never. Ever. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Mason Hates Aladdin?
Disney’s Aladdin from 1992 is considered an absolute classic. But is it crap or whatever? Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Pokemon The Worst Movie
Pokemon: The First Movie should be called Pokemon The Worst movie. Got em. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Thanos’ Most Embarrassing Moment
Thanos has performed many a dastardly deed over the years, including most recently Avengers Infinity War and Endgame. But none as so terrifying as this story from the 1970’s. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Star Wars Clone Wars 2003
Star Wars: Clone Wars from 2003 originally acted as the animated bridge between Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Brought to life by Tartakovsky it ended up being one o the best additions to the Star Wars Universe and paved the way for new characters and story lines that are still in (more…)
Hey Look! It’s The Worst Shazam
There’s been multiple incarnations of Shazam or Captain Marvel leading up to the 2019 version. There was a 1970’s series that in many ways was ahead of it’s time. But more accurately it’s bad. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Mason Hates Dumbo
With the 2019 Dumbo reboot why wouldn’t we go back and revisit the 1941 original Disney classic. Because it’s pretty blerg. That’s why. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
The First Skrull Invasion
The Skrulls invading earth dates way back in the history of not only Captain Marvel but Marvel comics and animation. Here’s a very early introduction of one of the greatest comic villains, The Super Skrull. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Captain Marvel’s Horrible Fate
Captain Marvel or Ms Marvel showed up in an early 90’s X-Men The Animated Series and she had a terrible time of it. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Dragonball *sigh* Evolution
2009’s Dragonball: Evolution is the perfect example of taking a popular anime property and making the worst possible version of it. It’s not good is what I’m saying. Unbelievably crap. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Superfast & Super Terrible
Superfast is a terrible Fast & Furious parody and movie that’s why we did this and I’m very unhappy. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>
Spider-Man V Mysterio 1994
Spider-Man Far From Home sees Mysterio go head to head with Peter Parker. Potentially. Anyways in the 1995 animated series we get the origin of Mysterio as he demonstrates his incredible powers and by that I mean special effects. Thanks for listening! Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" (more…)
Aquaman’s Dumbest Enemy
Aquaman has some iconic DC comics villains, Orm, Ocean Master and most famously…I won’t spoiler it here. But he is an absolutely cracker. Thanks for listening! Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to access this bonus:<a href="https://bigsandwich.co/wp-login.php" title="Sign In">Sign In</a>