Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful properties like Marvel and Star Wars aren’t landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio aren’t making any impact. This isn’t new for Disney however, they’ve always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we’re going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I’ve already forgotten but in the video I haven’t forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now

Modern Disney is in a very precarious situation, their previously successful properties like Marvel and Star Wars aren’t landing and the newer ideas Wish and Elio aren’t making any impact. This isn’t new for Disney however, they’ve always had periods like this and massive bombs and to celebrate that over the next few weeks we’re going to look at four MASSIVE live action disasters. Starting with 2010’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Nick Cage. Magic. Uh. A big bird. I’ve already forgotten but in the video I haven’t forgotten but that was a different time to when I recorded now

We’ve reached the end of the 20th Century Fox era of Predator movies, right before the Disney purchase in 2019. This particular entry had a lot going for it, the return of director Shane Black to the franchise, an R rating, solid cast, big budget and yet it’s regarded as probably the worst movie in the franchise with the inclusion of a giant nine feet tall Predator and movie Autism as a superpower. Thanks for coming with us on this particular journey and thanks for watching this particular Caravan Of Garbage review

Hello! Collings here and not sure when the video version is dropping for this one sorry but here’s the early audio just in case. Hope there’s some green trivia.

With the massive success of the first film and massive amounts of franchise potential a sequel to the original Predator, Predator 2 released in 1990 was inevitable. Despite lacking some key elements from the first, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a jungle it does mix things up with the inclusion of Danny Glover, an LA in the midst of a heat/crime wave and a new and even more dangerous Predator. It’s a fun ride if you arn’t expecting exactly the same thing and also like Gary Busey. Thanks for listening to our Caravan Of Garage review.

Over the next four weeks we’ll be tackling the first four movies in the Predator franchise, starting with the 1987 original starring Arnold Schwarzenegger…PREDATOR IS THE ABSOLUTE PEAK OF 80S ACTION AND SCI-FI. THE PERFECT STORM OF DIRECTION, WRITING, CAST, CREATURE DESIGN, MUSCLES, MUD, FUN, LASERS, EXPLOSIONS, BEING INVISIBLE AND MORE. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

Like The Mummy 2017, everything we’ve been covering up to this point has lead us here. The Dark Universe has had its fair share of failures but none quite as spectacular as the 2017 reboot/sequel/franchise launching Tom Cruise vehicle The Mummy. With Universal pumping nearly 200 million dollars into the budget including a brand new logo and the reveal of it’s upcoming film slate in a hilarious promo photo featuring the likes of Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp this outing was nothing but an unmitigated disaster. And thats’s why we love it. Not the movie but all the stuff around it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

We’ve all been having the best time revisiting different failures within the Dark Universe. This week it’s Dracula Untold, a thinly veiled attempt to turn Dracula into a comic book action hero. Which is weird because Dracula already exists in both the Marvel and DC Universes. Anyhoo Luke Evans stars as Vlad The Impaler, a kind and gentle family man who just wants to forget the time he literally impalled 1000 people. BUT THEN an man from his past returns to get all the boys and Vlad’s like “NO WAY” and he turns into a Dracula. Other things happen but that’s the main thrust of it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

In 2010 Universal took another step towards rebooting the Dark Universe with a straight shot at a remake of the 1941 classic The Wolf Man starring Lon Chaney Jr. This time starring Benecio del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Hugo Weaving and with the late addition direction of Joe Johnston it does manage to capture some of the magic of a classic monster movie. But also it’s not that good even though Mason liked it. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review!

In 2004 Universal attempted the impossible, recreate the success of The Mummy reboot from 1999 using the classic monsters of old. At it turns out that was impossible and would continue to be so until The Invisible Man in 2020. Over the next four weeks we’re going to take a look at a series of movies that each tried to start their own Dark Universe incorporating classic movie monsters. This week it’s Van Helsing from 2004 starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale which pits Gabriel Van Hesling against a really bizarre version of Dracula. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review