Swamp Thing 2019 VS 1982

Swamp Thing 2019 follows Abby Arcane as she investigates what seems to be a deadly swamp-born virus in a small town in Louisiana and it’s probably cancelled forever. Swamp Thing 1982 is considered a cult classic but also it’s bad. Let’s review, compare and contrast shall we? Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

The Lion King

The Lion King is a 2019 live action movie that people love. But did you know that it bears a striking resemblance to a 1994 Disney animated film also called The Lion King? Shocking I know. Anyways here’s our spoiler review of that from the animation to the Elton John Tim Rice Lebo M Hans (more…)

Spider-Man 3

Spider-Man 3 is considered the worst movie from Raimi Trilogy, or a hidden gem. Looks it’s whatever you think it is but at the same time it’s good a lot of crap stuff in it. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Spider-Man 2

Spider-Man 2, the one with the stopping the train scene, brings back 36 year old college student Peter Parker again played by Tobey Maguire. He must use all of his abilities to punch a man wanting to recreate the sun using a set of octopus arms drilled into his back. This is our Caravan Of (more…)

Spider-Man (2002)

When bitten by a genetically modified spider, a nerdy, shy, and awkward 28 year old high school student gains spider-like abilities. Blah blah blah were doing the Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy starting with the 2002 movie. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Men In Black The Animated Series

A new Men in Black movie, Men In Black International, is coming up! A sequel to the original, Men In Black II and Men In Black III. BUT! Between one and two there was the oft forgotten but somewhat of a hidden gem, Men In Black The Animated Series that ran 1997 to 2002. Enjoy? (more…)

X-Men The Last Stand

X-Men: The Last Stand in 2006 capped off the original X-Men trilogy that began with Bryan Singer and completed by Brett “The Rat” Ratner. Does it hold up? No. But is it all bad? Also no. This is our review. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Godzilla 1998 (Still Horrible)

Whilst not every single shot and moment in Godzilla 1998 is terrible on the whole it’s a dull and bad thing that happened and that I will never forget. Never. Ever. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Mason Hates Aladdin?

Disney’s Aladdin from 1992 is considered an absolute classic. But is it crap or whatever? Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Thanos’ Most Embarrassing Moment

Thanos has performed many a dastardly deed over the years, including most recently Avengers Infinity War and Endgame. But none as so terrifying as this story from the 1970’s. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Star Wars Clone Wars 2003

Star Wars: Clone Wars from 2003 originally acted as the animated bridge between Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Brought to life by Tartakovsky it ended up being one o the best additions to the Star Wars Universe and paved the way for new characters and story lines that are still in (more…)

Hey Look! It’s The Worst Shazam

There’s been multiple incarnations of Shazam or Captain Marvel leading up to the 2019 version. There was a 1970’s series that in many ways was ahead of it’s time. But more accurately it’s bad. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Mason Hates Dumbo

With the 2019 Dumbo reboot why wouldn’t we go back and revisit the 1941 original Disney classic. Because it’s pretty blerg. That’s why. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

The First Skrull Invasion

The Skrulls invading earth dates way back in the history of not only Captain Marvel but Marvel comics and animation. Here’s a very early introduction of one of the greatest comic villains, The Super Skrull. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Captain Marvel’s Horrible Fate

Captain Marvel or Ms Marvel showed up in an early 90’s X-Men The Animated Series and she had a terrible time of it. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Dragonball *sigh* Evolution

2009’s Dragonball: Evolution is the perfect example of taking a popular anime property and making the worst possible version of it. It’s not good is what I’m saying. Unbelievably crap. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Superfast & Super Terrible

Superfast is a terrible Fast & Furious parody and movie that’s why we did this and I’m very unhappy. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Spider-Man V Mysterio 1994

Spider-Man Far From Home sees Mysterio go head to head with Peter Parker. Potentially. Anyways in the 1995 animated series we get the origin of Mysterio as he demonstrates his incredible powers and by that I mean special effects. Thanks for listening! Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Aquaman’s Dumbest Enemy

Aquaman has some iconic DC comics villains, Orm, Ocean Master and most famously…I won’t spoiler it here. But he is an absolutely cracker. Thanks for listening! Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

James Cameron’s Aquaman

Before Aquaman 2018 and that cancelled Aquaman pilot came James Cameron’s Aquaman from Entourage the tv show. The story of five to seven horrible people getting everything what they want every day forever. Thanks for the support! Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

Spider-Man Night Of The Clones

Spider-Man Into The Spider-Verse isn’t the only multiple Spider-Man movie or whatever. Spider-Man Night Of The Clones sees multiple Spider-man go head to head with his evil clone. What an era. What a time to be alive. Presumably. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

The Worst Robin Hood Movie

Robin Hood 2018 adds to the long history of unsuccessful adaptions of the property. But the version we look at this week, Robin and the 7 Hoods is by far the worst one in almost every conceivable way. Thanks for watching! Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

The Voldemort Origin Movie

In early 2018 Voldemort: Origins Of The Heir so Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald is not the only Harry Potter prequel in town. That’s what this is about. Caravan of Garbage: (Protected Content)

The Dumbest Venom Story Of All Time

The Venom movie is kicking all sorts of goals so for this week’s Caravan Of Garbage we revisit a classic (in a bad way) story from the 90’s which sees Eddie Brock take on Ghost Rider, a church, a dictator, a man that’s half a spider, a woman powered by Jesus or something, it’s really (more…)