70: The End of The Internet with Clickbait James

Welcome to what is quite possibly the peak of this bonus clickbait podcast. Thanks for listening and remember, no snitches.

00:00 The Start
02:34 Simpsons Character Killed Off
10:42 An Important Question About Trees
17:26 How Did This Happen?

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586: Together & The Future of New DCU/MCU

Big early podcast alert! This one seems extra stacked with DC and Marvel news plus the movie Together and our best segment, What We Reading. Thanks for listening!

00:00 The Start
04:46 The Warner Bros Split
09:41 Superman Movie Mural Reveal
15:14 RDJ Pay Day for Doomsday
17:21 Box Office for Fantastic 4: First Steps
18:47 No Rush for Blade Movie & Deadpool 4
20:11 Black Panther 3 & Harrison Ford MCU Return
22:48 Hulk & Scorpion in Spider-Man: Brand New Day
23:18 Spider-Man: Brand New Day 1st Teaser
26:36 Avatar: Fire and Ash Trailer
32:20 Primal War Trailer
35:01 Peacemaker S2 Trailer
38:13 New James Bond Writer
42:20 Future of The Predator Franchise
46:52 Together Movie Review (some spoilers)
59:56 Together Big Spoilers Segment
01:17:21 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:27:16 Letters, It’s Time For Letters

Bulletproof Monk (Extended)

It’s time for another look at a comic book movie that you might not think is a comic book movie! We’re tackling Bulletproof Monk from 2003, the Chow Yun-fat and Sean William Scott lead action comedy that we discover is completely servicable and forgettable as a movie about a magic scroll that gives you some magic. The fight scenes are okay! The cast chemistry is okay! And the story is okay! What more could you want from a movie nobody has seen or ever talked about. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

Brightburn – The Weekly Planet Movie Commentary Track

OK we’ve all had our fun with the new Superman movie featuring a man being good and nice. Now it’s time for a grim, depressing world with a moody grub of a Superman who kills people for no reason and is always having a big sook. Then after you’ve finished watching Zack Snyder’s Justice League let’s watch Brightburn together. Thanks for listening!

585: The Fantastic Four: First Steps

Hello, I herald an early podcast and another big movie alert! All your latest movie news plus The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Thanks for listening!!

00:00 The Start
04:14 New Judge Dredd Movie
11:52 Assassin’s Creed Series
17:39 Captain Planet Reboot
21:28 Mortal Kombat 2 Trailer
26:28 Tron: Ares Trailer
28:27 Predator: Badlands Trailer
33:09 Avatar 3 Teaser (sort of)
33:58 Time’s 100 Best Podcasts
36:21 How DC Fired Henry Cavill & The Rock
37:49 New DCU Projects in the Works
39:38 Kevin Feige on Recent Marvel Failures
43:41 Recasting MCU Legacy Characters
45:05 The Fantastic Four: First Steps Movie Review
01:05:20 The Fantastic Four Spoiler Segment
01:26:10 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:34:22 Letters, It’s Time For Letters

Barb Wire (Extended)

We’re back with the next installment of our look at Comic Book Movies that people might not know are comic book movies! This week, the Pamela Anderson 1996 action vehicle Barb Wire. Based on the comic of the same name published under Dark Horse and Comics Greatest World it sees Barbara “The Wire” Kopetski facing a distopian nightmare future in the far flung future of 2017. And for a movie that isn’t great it sure has it all. Fights! Motor bikes! Explosions! An extended stripping scene whilst Pamela Anderson gets hosed down for a really long time! What a time to be alive. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review

584: Superman Sequels & Best/Worst Legacy Comic Characters

Early podcasts are back! And so are big topic episodes!! A huge ep with some of the best and worst legacy comic book characters plus all the latest from big movie Superman. Also other things. Thanks for listening.

00:00 The Start
04:11 Fantastic Four: First Steps Runtime & Cut Character
08:00 New Leader of The Avengers in MCU Revealed
12:43 The Legend of Zelda Movie Casting
18:24 Mortal Kombat Sequel Teaser
21:26 Stranger Things S5 Trailer
27:20 Why Are Shows Taking So Long?
31:22 Clayface Movie in Superman DCU
33:38 Superman Box Office & Sequels Latest
40:45 Black Adam Character Returning
42:02 Supergirl Teaser Poster
43:44 Best & Worst Legacy Comic Characters
01:23:43 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:36:50 Letters, It’s Time For Letters (Some Superman Spoilers)

Timecop (Extended)

TIMECOP. Sorry I’m getting ahead of myself. Basically we like the idea of doing a series of videos on movies that you didn’t realise were based on comic books. And in the first of four weeks we’re taking a look at peak JCVD (Jean-Claude Van Damme), Timecop. A movie about a man who’s both time and cop determined to stop financial criminality across the centuries whilst not really bothering with the actual ramifications. You can kill whomever in Timecop, it’s totally fine don’t worry about it. Hell of a movie though. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.

583: Superman 2025!

Big movie alert! Big movie is back! Superman 2025 is here to again reboot the DC Cinematic Universe after over a decade of very mixed results. Plus we talk the cancellation of a black Superman movie for being too woke, Dune 3 gets a new title, the Fantastic Four: First Steps embargo, Avengers: Doomsday third (more…)

Smallville (Extended)

Smallville did a hell of a job reinstablishing the origins of Clark Kent/Superman as well building it’s own law that’s become canon across other DC Universes including Superman in the DCU. Here we look at the pilot episode, a Christopher Reeve cameo episode plus the two hour series finale that wrapped up it’s incredible 10 season run. Plus we get into the freak of the week trope, the lack of an actual Superman costume or appearance, it’s continuation in the CW with Crisis on Infinite Earths, Season 11 and the potential upcoming animated series. Thanks for watching our Caravan Of Garbage review.

582: Jurassic World Rebirth

Early podcast finds a way and let’s all have a fun jurassic park dinosaur time everyone. Thanks for listening!

00:00 The Start
03:50 Four Big Losses RIP
07:11 Leaked Negative Superman Review
14:02 Paul Walker Returns to Fast & Furious
19:43 X-Men Reboot Movie Director Confirmed
20:22 MCU Blade Costumes in Sinners
22:02 Indiana Jones Full Reboot Plans
27:48 Project Hail Mary Trailer
30:19 The Running Man Trailer
32:17 The Odyssey Teaser
34:46 Druckmann Leaves The Last of Us
37:20 Jurassic World Rebirth Review
53:55 Jurassic World Rebirth Spoilers
01:03:04 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:11:36 Letters, It’s Time For Letters

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (Extended)

The Superman extraveganzy bonanza continues with a look at Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman! Starting in 1993 and running for four seasons it achieved huge ratings over the majority of it’s time before its eventual cancellation. Starring Teri Hatcher and Dean Cain and bringing sci-fi, romance and adventure to the small screen (more…)

69: Best Action Movies of All Time (Final Part!)

The best action movies of all time (but not Die Hard) according to Rolling Stone. In this fourth and final part, the boys react to the top ten according to a questionable article and give their own ranking. Thanks for listening! Here’s a link to the full article: https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-lists/best-action-movies-1183713/ Feel free to send the best (more…)

68: Best Action Movies of All Time (Part Four)

Action movies are back! The missing episode (20 to 11) is here after someone (Collings) accidentally missed an episode and published the top ten earlier this week (sorry). That does mean though that there’s this additional extra bonus episode for members this week and our full action adventure is completed even earlier. Thank you greatly (more…)

581: F1, Ironheart & New James Bond Director

Get your brand new “crook bloke alarm” ready for this early podcast featuring a review for Brad Pitt’s F1 movie. Thanks for listening!

00:00 The Start
02:58 Denis Villeneuve Directing James Bond
11:19 The Batman 2 Script Finally Finished
15:41 The Fantastic Four: First Steps Final Trailer
19:04 The Social Network Sequel Confirmed
25:00 Michael Bay Returning to Transformers
31:15 F1 Movie Review
48:05 F1 Spoiler Segment
56:15 What We Reading: Ironheart Ep 1-3 Spoilers
01:08:18 Letters, It’s Time For Letters

Adventures of Superman (Extended)

2025 is quickly becoming the year of Superman with the DCU reboot courtesy of James Gunn. So over the next three weeks we’re going to take a look at THREE classic Superman TV shows, starting with Adventures of Superman from 1952 starring George Reeves. It’s a hell of a show propelled the character to new (more…)

67: The Far Side & Worst Scene in Dark Knight Rises

Welcome everybody to another episode of The Weekly Planet clickbait bonus show. Thanks for listening and remember, no snitches. Especially this week.

00:00 Mystery of The Far Side Clickbait
18:30 Worst Scene in Dark Knight Rises
23:22 Human Torch’s MCU Powers Revealed
28:14 A Twisted Sponsorship Offer

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580: 28 Years Later

28 years later but still an early podcast? Thank you for supporting this professional show.

00:00 The Start
04:18 The Punisher in Spider-Man 4 Movie
08:53 Clayface Movie Actor Cast
11:56 Supergirl Movie’s Title
14:10 Superman’s Power Level in New DCU
16:33 James Gunn Shoots Down MCU Debate
18:55 Movies Behaving Badly at Box Office
25:44 Transformers One Sequel Not Happening
27:56 He-Man Movie First Look
29:10 Naked Gun Trailer
32:11 Spaceballs 2 Trailer
34:33 28 Years Later Movie Review
56:33 28 Years Later Spoiler Segment
01:11:14 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:17:18 Letters, It’s Time For Letters

13th Warrior (Extended)

Just when we thought we was out, they pull us back in. To talk about Michael Crichton movies! This week it’s John McTiernan’s (director of Die Hard, The Hunt for Red October, Predator) The 13th Warrior. Considered one of the biggest box office bombs of all time this Antonio Banderas action flick is certainly not (more…)

579: Materialists

WHAT?! Yes it’s true, the earliest podcast has materialised right here. Thanks for listening!

00:00 The Start
03:49 New Wonder Woman Movie Confirmed
09:26 Superman Final Trailer
13:14 Superman Sequel & Post Credits?
16:29 Mortal Kombat 2 Early Reactions
19:08 HBO Max & Warner Bros Stuff
23:54 Disney Sue Midjourney AI Company
28:49 The Materialists Movie Review
44:04 The Materialists Spoiler Segment
53:32 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:00:40 Letters, It’s Time For Letters

Timeline (Extended)

It’s Timeline time everyone! Because we’re continuing our look at Michael Crichton’s movie adaptations that aren’t Jurassic Park. The year is 2003, Richard Donner (director of Superman: The Movie) decided to gather up Paul Walker, Gerry Butler, Frances O’Connor and Billy Connolly to do a big time travel to the year 1357 in order to (more…)

578: From the World of John Wick: Ballerina

An early podcast available in exchange for just one weird coin from the John Wick Universe. How much is that coin worth? There’s no way of knowing. Thanks for listening!

00:00 The Start
04:14 Superman Runtime More Like Gunn Time
08:25 Box Office for Fantastic Four: First Steps
12:00 Alien: Earth Trailer
16:08 Wicked: For Good Trailer (Spoilers)
20:20 Materialists Movie Maybe Next Week
22:59 Resident Evil 9: Requiem Trailer
23:40 007 First Light Trailer
30:20 “Maso Finally Stops Talking and Everyone Cheers.”
31:56 The Next Black Panther is White?
40:04 Shareholders Say No to David Zazslav
41:40 Ballerina Movie Review
55:40 Ballerina Spoiler Segment
01:03:48 What We Reading, What We Gonna Read
01:09:40 Letters, It’s Time For Letters