The Awful Inhumans Series

Caravan Of Garbage is back for a new year and what better way to kick off 2021 than with the MCU’s biggest failure, Marvel’s Inhumans. Beginning life as a movie before being shifted to ABC Television (with a brief stop over at IMAX) it’s…just not very good. Why did they do this? I mean we (more…)

The Failed Wonder Woman Pilot

Wonder Woman 1984 hits at a time when the character has never been more popular or mainstream. But go back a decade and the character of Diana Prince was being lined up for her own series with everything you love about the character! Or at the very least some of the things you love about the character and some other weird inclusions. Bad show though. You’ll see. Thanks for listening!

The Santa Clause 3

Concluding a look into the horrifying The Santa Clause universe trilogy we’re covering The Escape Clause, objectively the worst one.

Absolutely horrendous implications surrounding childbirth, curses, time travel, death, it’s a nightmare. But thanks for the support and for watching.

The Santa Clause 2

We’re right back into covering Tim Allen’s Santa Clause trilogy with the second in the trilogy, uniquely titled The Santa Clause 2.

And here’s the thing, he’s older, he’s wiser, he has an evil robot doppelganger. Also his son is evil and he needs a wife look there’s a lot going on. Thanks for watching!

The Santa Clause

Tim Allen’s The Santa Clause bucked the trend of Christmas movies at the time by telling the story of a Father Christmas where if you can kill the previous one then I guess you’re Santa. It’s a weird universe so we’re going to get stuck into all three starting with the 1994 original. Thanks for (more…)

Twilight Of The Apprentice

Leading up to Ahsoka Tano’s live action debut in The Mandalorian Chapter 13 we take a look back and one of her most significant appearances in Twilight Of The Apprentice from Star Wars Rebels. It features the confrontation with her former master Anakin Skywalker now Darth Vader on the Sith world of Malachor. Thanks for (more…)

Batman Heart of Ice

Batman The Animated Series is often considered one of the best iterations of the DC Universe with the introduction of characters such as Harley Quinn and reinvention of others like M Freeze. SPEAKING OF this week we cover the episode Heart Of Ice and his follow up appearances in things such as Sub Zero and (more…)

Quibi’s The Golden Arm

Quibi is dead, but it’s legacy will last a…month. Today with the help of Sam and Zach from Aunty Donna (Netflix series out now) we take a look at The Golden Arm, the first in what was to be 50 chilling stories from the 50 States Of Fright anthology series. Anyways it’s hilarious. Thanks for (more…)

The Clone Wars Finale

The Mandalorian Season 2 is rumored to bring back a number of animated Star Wars characters into live action. In the lead up to the live action appearance of Ahsoka Tano we revisit the final four episodes of The Clone Wars covering the events of Order 66 from a different perspective, Darth Maul wrecking shop (more…)

Dredd (2012)

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Judge Dredd

Judge Dredd brought the classic 2000 AD comic was first bought to life in live action though the 1995 Sylvester Stallone movie. As far as a Judge Dredd movie it’s…pretty far off the mark but not without some interesting world building and cod pieces. Some even consider it a cult classic. Some people think it’s (more…)

Mission Impossible 3

Mission Impossible 3 is the often forgotten entry in the series. Considered the big break for J.J. Abrams and coming out in the bizarre couch jumping era of Tom Cruises career it fleshes out the series in interesting ways and in many ways sets things back on for the franchise. Also, Phillip Seymore Hoffman so (more…)

Mission Impossible 2

Mission Impossible 2 is such a bizarre follow up to the first entry. Sure it has a lot of the series staples including masks, espionage and Tom Cruise but the John Woo centric action and wonderful Tom Cruise hairstyle makes it the black sheet of the family. I mean it has some redeeming qualities sure, (more…)

Mission Impossible

Mission Impossible from 1996 acted as a full reboot to classic series and kick started a new Tom Cruise movie franchise that’s still around to this day. The Brian De Palma directed project popularized some series staples such as face masks, big stunts and the evolution of Tom Cruises hair. This is our Caravan Of (more…)

Mulan (1998)

Mulan 2020 has hit Disney Plus BUT FORGET THAT LIVE ACTION REMAKE because the 1998 animation is where it’s at. Telling an epic tale tacking the patriarchy in ancient China it sees Mulan tackle the Hun killing most of them and saving a nation. This is our Caravan Of Garbage review! Sorry mate, you need (more…)

Insterstellar

To wrap up our Nolanpaloza (his words) we revisit the 2014 sci-fi epic Interstellar. Starring Matthew Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Chastain and Michael Caine it sees the future of humanity threatened by a global catastrophe so they go into space and time dilation and wormholes and stuff like that. Pretty full on. Thanks for (more…)

Inception

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The Prestige

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Pacific Rim

Pacific Rim 2013 was a movie that brought to cinemas the promise of giant robots vs giant monsters. And boy does it. That being said it was a franchise that never entirely took off despite a full blown sequel and a variety of planned spin-off materials. However how does it hold up in 2020? We (more…)

Reign of Fire

Reign Of Fire is an oft forgotten but somewhat pioneering action fantasy movie from 2002. Set in the distant future of 2020 it pits Christian Bale and Matthew McConaughey against an army of full on fire breathing dragons. The movie is something else in terms of scale, VFX work and action sequences. But does it (more…)

Justice League

To complete our Zack Snyder DC trilogy starting with Man Of Steel then moving on to Batman V Superman we’ve finally hit upon Justice League 2017. Or as some have come to know it, Josstice League. Is it bad? Yes. But does it have some redeeming qualities? I mean if you twisted my arm I (more…)

Batman V Superman

Next up on the Zack Snyder DC Comics trilogy is Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice the Ultimate Cut. Some consider it one of the greatest cinematic events in history other believe it to be a massive misstep. All opinions are valid but yours is the best we agree with you. This is our Caravan (more…)

Man Of Steel

In the lead up to the Zack Snyder Cut of Justice League we’re going to be covering his DC trilogy with Man Of Steel, Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice and Justice League. We’re kicking things off with the 2013 movie that started it all staring Henry Cavill as Superman, Michael Shannon as General Zod, (more…)

James Bond Die Another Day

We are back to cap off our Pierce Brosnan James Bond review with what is considered the worst in the series, 2002’s Die Another Day. This time he tangles with a British guy who’s really a Korean guy, there’s a man with diamonds in his face, Halle Berry makes her first and final apperance as (more…)

James Bond The World Is Not Enough

We’re back for another Pierce Brosnan James Bond classic, The World Is Not Enough from 1999. This time the villain has a bullet in his brain but that apparently is a good thing. We also get the return of Robbie Coltrane, Sophie Marceau as Elektra King and who could forget Denise Richards as Dr Christmas (more…)

James Bond Tomorrow Never Dies!

We are back to review the second film in the Pierce Brosnan James Bond series. 1997’s Tomorrow Never Dies featuring Michelle Yeoh, Teri Hatcher and a man who wants to take over the world but with newspapers. How does it stack up to Goldeneye? Not as good. But how does it stack up to whatever (more…)

James Bond GoldenEye

We’re finally here. Before we get Daniel Craig’s final Bond performance in No Time To Die let’s revisit the Pierce Brosnan James Bond series. Starting with Goldeneye from 1995 as well as the 1997 N64 video game. How does his debut entry stack up to review now a quarter of a century on? Let’s all (more…)

Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed

We are back to cover the final live action Scooby-Doo movie there ever was and will ever be, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed. Again starringMatthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, Linda Cardellini and Neil Fanning as Shaggy, Daphne, Freddy, Velma and Scooby, this time creatures from the past return to haunt the gang so (more…)

Scooby-Doo 2002

In a shocking twist of events the Scooby-Doo films from 2002 and 2004 edged out Goldeneye to become this week”s Caravan Of Garbage review. Starring Matthew Lillard, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, Linda Cardellini and Neil Fanning as Shaggy, Daphne, Freddy, Velma and Scooby they embark on a dangerous adventure to something island because (more…)

Fant4stic Four 2015

It’s been a very long exhausting month. Referring to us having to watch every Fantastic Four movie for Caravan Of Garbage leading us to the 20th Century Fox 2015 flop. Directed by Josh Trank (sort of) the production was plagued with troubles including fist fights on set, dogs destroying a home, costly re-shoots, studio interference (more…)

Fantastic Four – Rise Of The Silver Surfer

It’s really great to definitely say that this is probably the best Fantastic Four movie by default. So here we are, Rise Of The Silver Surfer from 2007. With the whole cast returning and the plot centered around Chris Evan’s Johnny Storm malfunctioning and the cosmic threat of Galactus portrayed as a giant cloud. All (more…)

Fantastic Four 2005

We are back on our quest to review every Fantastic Four movie, this week it’s the 2005 blockbuster. With the all star cast of Chris Evans as Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch, Jessica Alba as The Invisible Woman, Michael Chiklis as The Thing, Ioan Gruffudd as Mr Fantastic and Australia’s own Julian McMahon as (more…)

The Fantastic Four 1994

The first genuine shot at a live action Fantastic Four movie didn’t come in 2005 but with Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four 1994. After completion and without the knowledge of the director, actors and composers the whole project was buried, never to see the light of day. Until it was leaked in the early 2000’s. (more…)

The First Westworld

Westworld on HBO is now into season three which began in 2016 (or as we call it the past). The idea of Wsetworld though began in the 1973 Michael Crichton directed classic western. Starring Yul Brynner, James Brolin and Richard Benjamin. In a lot of ways it set the tone for many sci fi classics (more…)

Star Trek Generations

Star Trek: Picard is all about space and the Borg and space but also bringing back an old Enterprise captain. JUST LIKE THE MOVIE STAR TREK GENERATIONS from 1994. Captain Kirk and Captain Picard together at last. This is our Caravan Of Garbage review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this (more…)

Doom (2005)

In anticipation of Doom Eternal we take a look at the first Doom movie from 2005 (yes there’s two) starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Karl Urban and Rosamund Pike. It really held the bar in terms of video game adaptations and by that I mean because it’s not very good. Thanks for listening! Sorry mate, (more…)

The Mummy Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

To cap off The Mummy Trilogy we”re taking a look at the third entry, Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor. With the return of Brendan Fraser’s Rick O’Connell and not Rachel Weisz as Evie the team set off to China in order to stop an ancient terracotta warrior played by Jet Li. All in all, it’s (more…)

The Mummy Returns

Hot off the heels of our review of The Mummy 1999 comes a look at the sequel, The Mummy Returns from 2001. With the returning cast including Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz plus the inclusion of Dwayne “The rock” Johnson in his first movie role. It’s bigger in so many ways but also not as (more…)

Super Mario Bros. The Movie

With the Sonic The Hedgehog movie hitting cinemas now is the absolute prefect and hopefully only time to visit the 1993 cult classic, Super Mario Bros the movie. This is our Caravan Of Garbage review. Sorry mate, you need to be signed in to unlock this bonzer contentSign In

The Worst Birds of Prey

Birds Of Prey 2019 aims to bring a big screen adaptation of the characters to the big screen. Before we review that back in 2002 a live action TV adaptation hit screens lasting 13 episodes. In a post Batman and Joker world it follows Huntress, Oracle, Black Canary (sort of) up against Harley Quinn. Anyways (more…)

Star Wars – Clone Wars (Vol 2)

We’re back to finish Star Wars: Clone Wars from 2003 -2005 the original bridge between Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. Brought again to life by Genndy Tartakovsky this longer form series follows Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi plus the kidnapping of Emperor Palpatine by General Grievous into the hours leading (more…)

The Mummy 1999

The Mummy 1999 is considered a classic action adventure film. Brendan Fraser, Rachael Weisz, John Hannah and a villainous Arnold Vosloo battle to get a book or read a book and so on etc. Anyways, does it hold up? This is our Caravan Of Garbage review. Thanks for watching. Or listening if you’re doing that. (more…)

Superman Returns

The Brandon Routh/Christopher Reeve Superman returns for Crisis On Infinite Earths, a sequel of sorts to Superman Returns which is a sequel of sorts to Superman The Movie and Superman 2. Anyways this week’s review for Caravan Of Garbage is Superman Returns and boy did they make it. Thanks Bryan Singer. You f#*kwit. And thank (more…)

The First Return Of The Emperor

Emperor Palpatine is returning for Star Wars Episode 9 The Rise Of Skywalker. But in 1991 Dark Horse comics released a sequel to the original trilogy that had The Emperor clone himself to go up against Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia and Han Solo. Before we had Dark Rey we got Dark Luke Skywalker, plus the (more…)